Anonymous: question: do you pull because youre hot 

if “pulling” is getting with lots of females, then no, i just like engaging in intellectual banter; i don’t consider myself that massively attractive aha (only ever gotten with 6 or 7 girls)


i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

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even my friends aren’t my friends

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Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

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Anonymous: you are so cute <3 

Right back atcha random black profile