"1. Do not say “I love you” if you do not mean it.
2. Do not date someone just to make another person jealous.
3. Do not cheat.
4. Do not lie, not even about little insignificant things.
5. Do not date someone just because someone else is unavailable at the moment.
6. Do not play with someone’s emotions.
7. Just be a decent fucking person."
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rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable

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octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

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tequilafemina:

A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”

My boss is still crying.

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adaddysbrokenworld:

Fill it up. I’m bored and I will answer any question

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theduchessoffashion:

Send me assumptions you make about me and ill answer true/false x

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nessuno:

thelegendofben:

hogglette:

oh hey link what’s up little guy

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you don’t look so hot. you have a headache?

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well let’s take a look see

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holy shit

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holy SHIT

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it’s a boy. omg i’m a grandma

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i’m so proud

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wat

whAT

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